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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.

Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.

I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.

Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.

"Do you like this one?" the cashier asked, ringing me up. "Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like," I replied intensely. "That’ll be $12.01," she said.

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MOUNTAIN LODGE

mississippi72:

kimkanyekimye:

@ENews: Kim Kardashian is releasing a 352 page book of selfies.

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mississippi72:

kimkanyekimye:

@ENews: Kim Kardashian is releasing a 352 page book of selfies.

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Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better
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hufflepoofed:

cutedeadgxrl:

I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

theitchtostitch:

There are a two pieces of clothing that I love more than any others: scarves and cardigans.
This Striped Boyfriend Cardigan is right up my alley. Seriously, look a the length! The structure! I’ll probably make a solid colored one for myself, but I’m definitely making one!

theitchtostitch:

There are a two pieces of clothing that I love more than any others: scarves and cardigans.

This Striped Boyfriend Cardigan is right up my alley. Seriously, look a the length! The structure! I’ll probably make a solid colored one for myself, but I’m definitely making one!

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

cloudcuckoolander527:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHO THE FUCK IS HATING ON ROTTWEILERS?!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOU NEED TO GOLDEN-RETRIEVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMANITY!!!

"I’m having my hair be a rainbow… I’m going through all the colours of the rainbow… I’m a rainbow… I’ve let colour into my life, it’s very metaphorical.”